A look at the fascinating and sometimes infuriating sub-culture of Mothers..from the soon-to-be published THE MOMMY MAFIA by LJ Charleston - publication date early 2012 - with more than 100 different categories of weird and wonderful moms. From Horny mom (isn't motherhood the best time to start sleeping around?) to Olympic mom (My child was walking at nine months, what's wrong with yours?)
If you thought meeting the parents was tough, now it's time to meet the mommies.
The screenplay version of The Mommy Mafia Handbook is currently in development www.themommymafiamovie.com
www.themommymafiabook.com
Remember, in motherhood a woman is more dangerous than a shotgun.
If you thought meeting the parents was tough, now it's time to meet the mommies.
The screenplay version of The Mommy Mafia Handbook is currently in development www.themommymafiamovie.com
www.themommymafiabook.com
Remember, in motherhood a woman is more dangerous than a shotgun.
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Guilt-Ridden mom
These women have sleepless nights if they put their child in front of television for more than ten minutes so that they can get on the computer and reply to a few emails. If Guilt Ridden Mom spends more than ten minutes in the shower, she feels guilty for neglecting her kids. If she reads five books to her kids at night she feels guilty that she didn’t read a sixth book.If one of her kids gets a cold, she feels guilty because it must be her fault. "Oh, no I haven't been giving them enough vitamin C!" she says. If they're not doing well at school, she blames herself. If they get into an argument and use their fists, she feels guilty for exposing them to violent cartoons. The guilt-list is endless and this woman is constantly emotionally exhausted. Her friend, Botox mom, is always telling her, "You gotta do something about those frown lines!"
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2 comments:
I'm somewhat a Guilt Ridden Mom but not to that degree!!! I think guilt is par for the course when you're a mom!!
I am sooooo not a guilt ridden mom! :)
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