A look at the fascinating and sometimes infuriating sub-culture of Mothers..from the soon-to-be published THE MOMMY MAFIA by LJ Charleston - publication date early 2013 - with more than 100 different categories of weird and wonderful moms. From Horny mom (isn't motherhood the best time to start sleeping around?) to Olympic mom (My child was walking at nine months, what's wrong with yours?)

Remember, in motherhood, a woman is more dangerous than a shotgun.

If you thought meeting the parents was tough, now it's time to meet the mommies.


http://www.themommymafiabook.com/

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Thursday, August 14, 2008

Devils Spawn mom

Devils Spawn moms are the moms of kids who are absolute terrors, the devils you never want to invite to your house…they kick, they scream, they pour orange juice over the carpet, they wipe yogurt on the sofa, they rub vegemite/marmite/promite or whatever dark coloured condiment they get get their grubby hands on over walls, picture frames and will even find their way into the master bedroom and rub it on your pillow (by the way, none of this is an accident!) yet the Mom, for reasons quite unknown, believes their child is an angel and cannot understand why her child has so few invitations for play dates.

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